It’s time for the “Hydraulic Press Christmas Special”! We all love these hydraulic press compilations for the love of chaos and mindless destruction. But this particular edition is our favorite since the heartless press is seen demolishing the dumbest tchotchkes of the season.
Our trusted old press literally crushes Christmas to pieces, from decimating the marble box to the “gaudy knick-knacks” like a ceramic Santa, a crystal Christmas tree, and a seasonal globe, while being in complete sync with the root note of the Christmas track playing in the background.
And people still think the war on Christmas isn’t real.